Girlfriend's little story before bedtime

Story 1
The car arrives at the station. Broadcasting: Please take your valuable items to get off. He said to her, "Let's go, valuable items."
Story 2
The subway. Dad hugs a large Do me a dream doll, and his son holds a trumpet in his hand. The son looked at his father's hands. Dad said, "Good, don't make noisy, this is for mother."
The story three
. Girls love late. Every time she was late, the boy sitting behind her would laugh at her fool. Many years later, the boys were promoted and became manager.
During a recruitment at a time, a woman ran in with a panting. "I'm sorry, I'm late." The man shocked and said with a smile, "Little fool."
The story four
once, the king had a banquet for the beautiful princess. A soldier stood on the side to see the princess passing by him, and he immediately fell in love with her. But how can humble soldiers deserve the daughter of the king.
one day, he finally tried to approach her and told her that she couldn't survive. The princess was moved by his affection. She told the soldiers that if you can wait for me 100 days, and wait for me day and night, I will be yours after a hundred days.
In listening to this, the soldiers waited for one day, two days, ten days, and twenty days under the balcony. The princess went out every night. He still stood at the end of the night. On top, the bee was dingling, and he didn't move.
but ... on the 90th day, the soldiers were all over the body ... pale and thin, tears flowed out of the eyes. He couldn't support it, and he didn't even have the strength to sleep. The princess kept watching him. Finally, on the 99th night, the soldiers stood up, raised their chairs, and left.
The story five
A pair of lover who has been breaking up for a long time occasionally meet in a foreign country.
He asked: How are you? She answered: I am fine. He asked: How about he? She answered: He is fine. She asked: How are you? He replied: I am fine. She asked: How about she? He replied: She just told me that she was good.

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1. The principal and English teacher go to a middle school in France to visit. The principal speaks in the auditorium, and the English teacher is translated.
Principal: "Teachers, classmates!"
English teacher: "Ladies and Gentlemen!" _-! After thinking about it, "Good Morning!"
President: "Good morning!"
English teacher: ... == "sweat
n The snow is too dazzling to wear sunglasses to see things, but he can't find sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and climbed to the ground to find, climbing, climbing, and climbing his hands and feet. . Put on sunglasses and look at the mirror, then I found out: Oh, it turns out that I am a panda

3. A polar bear stays lonely on the ice in the ice. Mao Sui, one, two, three, one last one, and then he died cold.

4. There was a bird in the past, and he passed a corn field every day. , Unfortunately, one day the fire broke out of the corn field, and all corn became popcorn !!! After the birds flew over ... I thought it was snowing, and it was cold. n 5. Xiaoming Xinyin's hair was sent to school the next day. The classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiaoming, your head shape is like a kite! Xiaoming feels very wronged, and runs outside and crying outside. , Crying and crying, he flew up.

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. The spider asked: Why? This is why! It is not a good person who mixes on the Internet all day.

7. One day in summer, two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels hot. He said, so hot, so hot , I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind it fell. Then the banana that took off the clothes became dry banana ~

8. There is any One day, the three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". In the legend, as long as you stand by the valley and shout what you want, and then jump in the valley, you will get what you want in the pits and valleys. . So the three of them decided to try it.
The first is a color ghost, so he shouted "Woman! woman! "The beauty of the next jumping fruit is really waiting for him.
The second is a nerd, shouting" Book, book book! "Then, jumping to the valley also got a book full of pits.
The third is an indecisive person. Zuo Zuo thought that he could not decide his favorite. After an hour, he finally made up his mind to determine I think it's the most useful banknote, so he walked to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone, and he scolded "Shit! "Unexpectedly, a center of gravity fell down the valley.

9. Xiao Ming, I will test the nest tomorrow, but at night, I am watching TV
Do you want to take the exam tomorrow
Amming will quickly answer: Mom, I finish reading.
Muming mother will praise Xiaoming very happy: good, then you must get good tomorrow
Xiaoming cried and said, "Mom, I mean," Mom, I see, it's finished '.

10. Panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing love. What? Why is it all? The deer said timidly: My mother said, all the bad teenagers wearing sunglasses

11. One day Xiaoming walked on the road! Very sour! Why is this? Because Xiao Ming has stepped on the lemon!

12. Which of the most characters in Chinese characters is the coolest? Through pants (cool)
"coin" said: Children what. When you put on a doctoral hat, you are worth hundreds of times.
"ruler" said: Sister, the result came out. You are pregnant with twins.
"Chen" said to "giant": the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

13. One day, a university teacher asked a student. There were ten birds on the tree. A shot was shot and how many left?
The student asked: Is it a silent pistol? Isn't the gunflow? 80-100 decibels. Isn't bird and criminal in this city? No offender. Are you sure the bird was really killed? Sure. At this time, the teacher was impatient: "You tell me how many birds left, OK? Is there a deaf in the birds on the tree? No. Did you be locked in a cage and hung on the tree? No. Is there any other trees on the side, whether there are other birds on the tree? No. If there are birds pregnant, is it a bird in the belly? Isn't it? Is there a flower with a bird? Ten. Teachers are already sweating, and the bells are ringing, but the students continue to ask: Are there any birds who are not afraid of death? Are you afraid of death. Will you kill two? No. Students are full of confidence in confidence Said: If your answer is not deceived, "If the birds killed, if you hang it on the tree, there is one left. If it falls, there will be no left. When the teacher spit white foam on the ground!

14. One day, someone passed the crossroads and found a super horrible thing. He found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong were laughing!

15. A long time ago, one night, there were three shrimp in the pond, hahaha, a female ghost put a fart to death.

16. A female star who engaged in biological research came to the earth. After turning around, she felt that there was a lot of human genes to learn from, so she caught a man and wanted to take him about him and wanted to take him Bring it back with text materials about human genes. The volume of the spacecraft is small, and the information cannot be taken away. At the time of anxiety, the computer's computer helped the system: "There is a small stick on this person to solve all your problems ..." At this time, she suddenly realized, and said with a smile to the man, "..... .. Give me the U disk! ".

17. There was a trap and crossing the road, but he was accidentally pressed by the truck. When he was dying, he looked at his body. Not the meat filling "

18. Big brother, don't touch it! You touched the upper and down, Mao made you touch it. Such tender skin flowed by you! How do you let me sell in the future? This peach is fresh, even if you don't buy it!

19. There was a lamb from the past. One day he went out to play, but he encountered a big gray wolf. The big gray wolf said: I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection The lamb was shocked! Guess, what's the result? As a result, the big gray wolf ate the lamb.

. There was a swordsman in the past. The others were very cold, the heart was cold, the sword was very cold, and the sword was very cold. Only deer! Lu Da was frightened and ran faster, and finally became a highway

22. There was a tomato, which was mixed with stones and fell. There is also a tomato. Numerous tomatoes fell the last tomato and fell! Tomato sauce!

23. Soldiers ask company commander: What should I do when I step on the mines during the battle? Lian John is annoyed: Damn, what can you do? Come on the price compensation.

24. One day, three small pigs built three huts in order to avoid the chase of the big gray wolf. The big gray wolf blows out the cottage, the wooden house, the brick house, and the three piglets to run desperately, but they are still caught up by the big gray wolf. The three piglets said desperately, do you look at it. We gave up, what about you. At this time, the big gray wolf laughed and kept saliva and said, "Then tell me where is the little red hat?

25. The elephant ranks the stool in the middle of the road. A ant just passed by. It looked up at the peak of the clouds and mist, and could not help but sing: Ah Laosuo, this is the Qinghai -Tibet Plateau! ~~~~

26. When there is no paper on the railway, don't worry, the train will remind you: rubbing, rubbing, pants wipe! When a large number of paper is on the river, don't worry, the frog will tell you: stick, stick, stick!

27. There are two counterfeit banknotes with fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. The two decided to get it from remote mountainous areas. Okay, they cried, and the farmers found them two 7 yuan.

28. Someone's new phone call is just refunded in the cinema, so people often call to ask the movie in the screening. At the beginning, he always explained that this phone is no longer the movie theater. Now that it is him, please do n’t play again in the future. For a long time, he feels so annoying, so he said briefly when he received such a phone call: “You made a mistake!” It also saved some saliva. One day the other party came with a familiar voice: "What kind of film is being released now?" He said as usual: "You're wrong!" After a while, the other party replied, "Is it a domestic or foreign film?

9. One person climbed out of the wall and was caught by the principal. The principal asked: Why not walk from the school gate? In the past? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.
In the principal asked again: What does it feel like over the wall? He pointed to the shoes and said: The feeling of flying. Entering the school from the main entrance, the principal asked: Why don't you turn over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it. On the third day he wore a mixed norm, the principal said: " Ma clothing. On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The principal said that he could not wear a vest. He said, man, just as simple, love the Castle clothing. The principal said I want to remember you. Dynamic zone, I am the master of my site.

30 Life is really boring. Last month, one of my buddies borrowed 4,000 yuan from me to do a plastic surgery. Knowing what he has become, OH4000 is.

31. The robbery notice: The staff of the Bank only understands Spanish. Please be patient when robbing. !

32. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, just throw the stone on my head!

33. I think I should go I lost weight. When I donated blood last time, I actually flowed out of a hundred milliliters of lard.

34. Tourist: Master, is the grass house over there? Monk: Except for that grass house , The rest are toilets.

35. The hair is no trace! The dandruff is more outstanding!

36. The stool and the small stool are good brothers. The road was killed by the car, and I said: I want to stool ...

37. I signed up for a weight loss training class yesterday. They asked me to wear loose clothes during training. There are also loose clothes, so what else to sign up?

38. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, I have no chance to interrupt her.

39 . Thief A: How much money did you grab today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.

40. R n 41. Take your own way and let others take a taxi.

42. Wear other people's shoes, take their own way, and let them find it.

43. Late at night, a young woman passed a psychiatric hospital, and suddenly there was a "wow" sound. The woman turned her head and looked at her. The woman was chasing her. Chase Don't give up. Not good, there is a dead end in front. The woman is ashamed and cried on the ground and begged: "You are willing to do whatever you want, just ask you not to kill me." The man smiled slyly and said, "Really? Then you are now you Start chasing me. "

44. One literary party, the host came to the stage to report: Let's enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, set off your skull! The audience was silent, creepy! Intersection Intersection Cold ~~~

45. The tiger does not have a cat, you are sick when you are sick!

46. Our dormitory drinks too much to pee and bring out a cold story: drink too much urine, the wine is particularly more.

47. Go to Li Ning to buy shoes with my sister. My sister said: "Miss, how much is this shoe a pound?" As a guest, just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the toilet. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "You sit and sit, I go to the toilet to pour you tea and drink!"

49. When college, a student and I argue with me. When I patted the table, I got up and yelled: You are nonsense, I am not stupid! I am spitted with you shit

50. When I was a kid, popsicle ice cream was pushed on a bicycle and sold. Once, I listened to a aunt in the room: The new ice cream is hot. (It is estimated that the auntie was selling oil cakes before)

51. My colleague argued with others, and hurriedly said, "Do you think I grew up eating?" Grow up. "

52. One ktv song, a mm shouting:" Double Jaylen "of the stick in the first week.

53. , Fox is sucking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit runs from a distance. When you see all this, you come over and say: How can you suck cannabis? Run with me. Fox thinks about it, so he runs with the little rabbit and runs. They see that the elephant is sucking heroin. Why do you take drugs? See how fresh the air, and run with me. The elephant wants to come and run together. Run and run, see the lion roll up the sleeves, just to inject heroin, the little rabbit is far away Yuan shouted to the lion: Lion, lion, drugs are not good for your body, how fresh the air is, and running with me ... I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over and flattened the little rabbit. Xiang Ying said to the lion: Why do you hit a little rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt our body! The lion said: Since the rabbit has eaten the ecstasy, let me run with him every day!
n 54 In summer, a giraffe encountered a rabbit, and she showed off her neck proudly about the rabbit: ah, little rabbit, do you know how good the leaves are there? Is it sweet? Do you know the feeling of drinking water in the summer? The refreshing water slowly passes through the neck. The rabbit glanced at her and only said: "Have you tried vomiting? "

55. Once my brother hit me, I got a bag on my head. Later, my brother wanted to install Dongdong and found the bag. Things.

56. I used to play a marshmallow to play for a long time. He said: So tired, I think I am softened. R n 57. There were two snowmen in the past, one Snowman said: I am so cold, and the other says: I am also very cold, and the other says: Let's hold together, so the two of them hug together. You guess what happened later? Later, they died coldly.

58. Occasionally, Hou was not honest, and an old farmer said to me to educate me:

59. There is a rich man looking for a servant. The question of the interview is to go to the toilet. They passed away and had only one washing hand, so the rich left him. But one day, the rich found that he did not wash his hands and asked him why? . "

60. A man saw a store at a big price and then walked in." What do you buy? "I want to buy dog ​​food. "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog. "Where is such a rule?" "This is the price reduction product. "The man and the salesperson grinded for a long time. The salesperson still did not agree to sell it to him. The man had to go home to bring the dog and buy the dog food. After a few days, the man went to this store to buy a cat. Two boxes of cat food. "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a cat. "It was still the salesperson, and the man had grinded her for a long time, but he had to go home to bring the cat to buy the cat. After a few days, the man hugged a large carton with a hole in the store, and came to the store, Find that seller "What do you buy? "You know your hand in. "The salesman put his hand in:" What is it, sticky. "I want to buy two rolls of hand paper. "

61. Someone goes to visit his grandmother with friends. When he talks to his grandmother, his friends start eating the peanuts placed on the coffee table and finished the peanuts. When he left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for your peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Well! Since my teeth are lit, I can only suck them in the outer chocolate. ..

62. Some people like the dish of "Spicy Fan Pot". Once, he went to the restaurant and ordered the dish again. But the waiter told him that this dish has been sold out. "Is it really finished?" He asked disappointed. "Sir, really finished. You see, the last one sold to the table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting in the neighbor. The gentleman's meals were almost eaten, but the" spicy fan pot "was still full. That person. I felt that the gentleman was wasteful, so he walked to the gentleman and pointed at the "spicy fan pot". He asked politely: "Sir, do you want it? "The gentleman shook his head with a lot of manners. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the sulfur and swallowed. The wind rolled the clouds, and half of the belly was after a while. The little mouse. A disgusting man spit out all the fans he ate back into the casserole. When he turned his stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic eyes and said, "Is it disgusting? That's it ... "

63. On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting in the hall. A beggar came forward and said," Is the boss give a dental sign? "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to the toothpick. The boss thought that now the beggar does not have a meal to change the toothpick? Also give him a passing away. Here is a beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to have toothpicks? "The beggar said," Someone vomited, but I was one step late. I had been eaten by the two beggars in front of the two beggars. Now there are only soups. Can you give me a straw?

64. The boss and the second child took a plane, the second child fainted, and vomiting kept vomiting. A bag was full, and the boss had to take the bag. When he returned, he found that the whole machine was constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason why the second child said, "I saw this bag full, and had to drink half a bag again, but they vomited all."

65. A priest was playing golf golf. The ball, a nun watched beside him, the first shot was off, and the priest scolded: "TMD, bend!" Then the priest scolded again: "TMD, bend again!" The priest said that God was punished by God. "As soon as the words fell, only one thunder was heard to kill the nun. The priest wondered: Why is it me who scolds people, why did she split a nun? At this time, I only listened to the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed it!"

66. The head coach of the three kingdoms of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together to ask God's respective football team When to win the World Cup champion, God said: South Korea takes 50 years. South Korean coach cried: I couldn't see it. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. Japanese coach cried: I can't see it. Chinese coach quickly asked: How about us? God cried: I couldn't see it.

67. Three little white rabbits are picked up to a mushroom
two big ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together
You just ate my mushrooms
The two big saying that you wo n’t be relieved, so the little white rabbit goes ~~~
In half a year later, the little white rabbit has not returned a big saying. It doesn't come back, let's eat. Another big thing to wait again ~~~ After a year, the little white rabbit has not had to wait for the two big discussions. We don't have to wait for us to eat it. At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle and said angrily! I know you want to eat my mushrooms

68. We say that the bear with a tail is called a kozen. Then do we say that the bear without a chick? The answer is the mother bear, because the female bear had no chicks.

69. In the music class, the teacher played a song of Beethoven
Xiao Ming asked Xiaohua: "Do you understand music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."

70. There was a personal fishing and fishing.
squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.
The person said: Okay, let me ask you a few questions.
Squid is very happy to say: You take it, you take the test!
Then this person baked the squid

71. Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident,
Imming lost another leg in a car accident r
again Small and Xiaoming lost his legs
Them Ming Xiaoming once lost his legs
n In fact, Xiaoming is a dog

72. One day, a pair of black stool saw a white stool,
black stool asked: Why are you so white and so beautiful? Intersection
This stool is very angry!
He said: I am not a bowel movement! I am an ice cream !!!

73. There was a hot day to fight mahjong, and suddenly the power was stopped, so I had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After half an hour, I couldn't stand it anymore. One person said, "Let's turn on an electric fan, it's hot." Another person interface: "Can't open it. R n
74. During the college period, I just bought a mobile phone, got a mobile card, and asked for the 1,860 artificial station to ask. I heard Miss Miss said politely, "Our land moves with business ..." The whole dormitory laughed!

75 .. One day, the teacher brought a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits.
He announced: "Children, after finishing the fruit, we washed together and was washed together. "
All children ran to pick fruit.
Once the collection time, all children gathered.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what are you picking?"
Xiaohua: "I'm washing Apple because I picked it to an apple."
R n Xiaomei: "I was washing tomatoes because I picked it to tomato."
Teacher: "Children are great! What about you?"
Aming Cloth shoes, because I step on the stool. "

76. A psychiatric person screamed: I am president, you all have to listen to me!
This doctor asked him: Who said?
I patients: God said.
I heard here, a patient next to him jumped up: I never said it!

77. There is a family that the whole family is very lazy. Dad calls his mother to do housework. My mother does not want to do it if she does n’t want to do it. The elder sister does not want to do it. surprise. Ask the puppy and say: Puppy, you will do housework?! The puppy said: No way, they do n’t do it, they ask me to do it. The guests are even more surprised, you can speak !!! Puppy: Hush! Under the whisper, otherwise they know that I can speak, and I will ask me to answer the phone ... !!
78. Sky to go to the zoo to feed the monkey ... throw the peanuts to the monkey ... but a monkey will stuff the peanuts into the ass every time ... and then take it out to eat ... Lele feels very disgusting and ask the principal ... There are such strange moves 奇 ... The principal explained: Because a person lost a big peach last year to eat him .. As a result, the big peach was unable to discharge from the butt ... First look at the amount of food into the buttocks, and dare to eat it if you can pull it out ...

79. Demon King: "Princess, you call without anyone to save you!"
Princess: "Broken throat!"
No one: "Princess! I have come to save you!"
The devil: "See the ghost ..."
R n Who: "What's the matter with me?"
Intersection

80. In the past, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water, the black cat rescued it, and the white cat said a word to the black cat.
Is ... what is this sentence? Intersection Intersection Intersection Intersection Answer: Meow ...

81. Little White Rabbit jumps to the bread room, ask: "Boss, do you have a hundred small bread?"
: "Ah, I'm sorry, it's not so much"
"This is so ..." The little white rabbit walked down with a desire.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumps to the bread room, "Boss, is there a hundred small bread?"
The boss: "I'm sorry, still not" Ah ... "The little white rabbit walked down again.
The third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bread room, "Boss, is there a hundred small bread?"
The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have the One hundred small bread !! "
The white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I buy two! "

82. Fire team: Where did you get angry?
The alarm: My home.
The fire brigade: Where do I ask?
The alarm: in the kitchen.
In fire brigade: How do I mean?
The alarm: Are you not a fire truck? Intersection

83. Coffee cups and water cups cross the road together. At this time, a grandfather shouted, "Be careful, now it's a red light." But after a while, the coffee cup smoothly followed. After crossing the road, the water cup was hit by the truck. Why? Because the coffee cup has "ears", the water cup is not.

84. Two tomatoes go shopping, the first tomato suddenly walked quickly, and the second tomato asked: "Where are we going?" Tomato asked again. The first tomato hadn't answered, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned around and said: Aren't we tomato? Can we speak?

85. Xiaoming and his classmates are playing with the heart and guessing "Andy Lau"
Xiaoming shouted loudly: "It is one of the four kings!"
The ground said: I know "Sun Wukong!"

86. Little Penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" Penguin. "The little penguin asked Dad again," Dad, dad, am I a penguin? "" Yeah, you are a penguin, what's wrong? "" But, how do I feel so cold? "

87. Three college students were abducted. The bad guy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: Where are you from? If you don't say, you can call you! College Student A: I am from Jiaotong University, college student B: I am from Peking University, college student C: I am from Electric University (Electric Power University)! As a result, I was killed by electricity .... Cold ~~~

88. There was a horse in the past, I entered a bar, sitting on the bar to find a wine waiter, and the waiter said: Your face is so long ...

89. The prisoner was executed. Due to the poor quality of the bullet, the first shot did not sound, and then the second shot was turned on. Essence Essence The third shot. Essence Essence At this time, the prisoner cried, holding the bailiff's thigh and said: Big brother, you strangled me! Too fucking scary .....

90. Three people are compared with the gun testing together, and a black man is facing something as a target.
The first person put an apple on the black's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters away, he raised his hand and broke the apple. He blown the muzzle and said: IM Zoro! "
The second person put a cherry on the black head, and then raised his hand to break the cherry at a distance of 50 meters away. The third person put a sesame seeds on the head of the black man, and then raised his hand to break the black man's head at a distance of 100 meters away. n
91. Xiao Wang worked in the personnel department on the 10th floor. One month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called him to the personnel department to find him: "Xiao Xiao Wang is? "
I answered the colleagues and said," Xiao Wang is no longer in person. "
Xiao Wang classmate:" Ah!??, When did I know? Didn't you have time to send him? "
" It doesn't matter, you can go below to find him "

92. My wife spent a huge sum of money to make plastic surgery, and a few days later became a beautiful woman home! When entering the door, the husband who was puzzled said, "Why? Don't you know me?" The husband stunned, and then surprised: "Come in, my wife is not at home."

93. When a woman walked at night, I suddenly saw a man who opened his arms and walked towards her, making a hug, and he came forward. The man fell to the ground and said: The third piece is, who I recruits who provokes, bring a piece with block Is it so difficult to go home from the glass?

94. I chatted with a group of female colleagues this afternoon. Suddenly someone said that I am not a man, I was on fire, I said, you said that I did not, I took it out for you Seeing that the girls laughed, there was one of the best, and said, you took out the ID card.

95. A little boy went to the countryside to spend the holiday with his relatives. His relatives lived in a farm, and the children played as much as possible, and saw many things that had never been seen before. When he returned home, he told everything to his mother. He said that it was impressed by him with a sow with a pig.
What do sows do? The child said: "The piglets chase the sow and then turn the sows over and start tore the buttons on the belly."

96. Mom: "Son, son! 'It is! too easy! 'What is it? "
Son:" This is too simple'. "
Mom:" Simply say it? "
Yeah! "
Mom:" Do you think I won't hit you? "
. After the words, I taught my son.
Then my mother asked:
"What is the word" 'What'? "
Son:" What '. "
Mother:" I said:' What 'is it What do you mean? "
Son:" What '! "
finished, the mother taught her son again ...
finished punishment, the mother asked:
Ask you again, tell your mother obediently. "
Son:" Um u_u ~. "
Mom:" What do you mean by hearing that 'fuck'? "
Son: "(Woo) ..."

97. The Ruroue said, "People call me, it sounds!" n The master said: "People call me experts, and it sounds very nice!"
Swordsman said, "You talk, I will go first

98. The
of the "Teacher College" said: I am the
vocational college students of the "Iron Academy" saying: I am the
mine of the School of Technology. Chat, I'll go first!

99. The white jade said: My name is white jade.
turquoise jade said: My name is Blue Jade. Calling red jade.
. The jade of apricot said: You talk, I will go first

100. Zhang Liangying said: "The fans who worship me say: The idol of the puppet is Ying" r "
He Jie said: "The worship of my fans said: The idol of the puppet is Jie"
said, "The fans who worship me say: The idols of the puppet are called Chang"
Li Yuchun said: "You talk, you talk, I walked first
It feels not enough to find online, I think it is not easy to come to me